OH-SOME !

ANOTHER NAME FOR BOOBS

• Knockers
• Ta-Ta’s
• Fun Bags
• Sweater Cows
• Gazungas
• Floppers
• Bikini Bombs
• Brontosaurus Eggs
• Chest Balloons
• Speed Bags
• Twin Peaks
• Honka Sacks
• Velvet Cushions
• Suckle Huts
• Silicone Sisters
• Dairy Maids
• Blouse Blobs
• Strawberry Sundaes
• Travel Pillows
• Mike & Molly
• Swollen Flesh Papayas
• Milk Bulbs
• Lady Turnips
• Skin Spinnakers
• Shirt Roosters

THE "NEVER" RULES

1. Never date a girl with a hook for a hand.
2. Never go out with a chick whose last name ends in a vowel.
3. Never pass up a free sample.
4. Never pet a chicken.
5. Never spell check.
6. Never trust a dude with hair past his shoulders.
7. Never wear a brown belt with black shoes.
8. Never leave home with less than three condoms in your wallet.
9. Never meet a girl for lunch.
10. Never repeat yourself.
11. Never run without stretching.
12. Never wear a clip-on.

MOTIVAWESOME

TARAPTARATAPTA

MOST AWESOME JERSEY EVER !

THE TRUTH THAT I AM AWESOME

Name ; SYIFAQ GUBELLINI

DOB ; 13 November 1991

POO ; Malaysia

Interest ; Liverpool, Steven Gerard, HIMYM, Barney Stinsons, The Playbook

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*this post will be re-edited next time