THE "NEVER" RULES

1. Never date a girl with a hook for a hand.
2. Never go out with a chick whose last name ends in a vowel.
3. Never pass up a free sample.
4. Never pet a chicken.
5. Never spell check.
6. Never trust a dude with hair past his shoulders.
7. Never wear a brown belt with black shoes.
8. Never leave home with less than three condoms in your wallet.
9. Never meet a girl for lunch.
10. Never repeat yourself.
11. Never run without stretching.
12. Never wear a clip-on.